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To reset your password, follow these quick steps:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;ol&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Go to the LinkedIn website&lt;/li&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Click on "Sign In"&lt;/li&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Click on "Forgot Password?" and follow the directions on the website&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ol&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Thank you,&lt;br&gt; The LinkedIn Team&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p style="border-top: 2px solid #ccc; padding-top: 15px; margin-top: 15px; font-size: 10px; color: #999;"&gt;&amp;#169; 2010, LinkedIn Corporation&lt;/p&gt;      &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8773143799598787064-2812257557113088584?l=nakedonion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/feeds/2812257557113088584/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8773143799598787064&amp;postID=2812257557113088584' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/2812257557113088584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/2812257557113088584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/2010/12/reset-your-linkedin-password.html' title='Reset your LinkedIn password'/><author><name>Muffaletta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18303278347273459566</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/Sd0CuA3Jp6I/AAAAAAAAARE/i5e3SxUe4UM/S220/exterminex.png'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773143799598787064.post-4859450417898117169</id><published>2010-05-12T10:12:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-12T10:12:19.197-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Reminder about your invitation from Adam Lee Cutsinger</title><content type='html'>&lt;table border="0" width="550" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="max-width:550px; border-top:4px solid #39C; font: 12px arial, sans-serif; margin: 0 auto;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;     &lt;h1 style="color: #000; font: bold 23px arial; margin:5px 0;" &gt;LinkedIn&lt;/h1&gt;  &lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;     &lt;td style="font:12px arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;           &lt;p&gt;This is a reminder that on April 27, Adam Lee Cutsinger sent you an invitation to become part of his or her professional network at LinkedIn.&lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p&gt;  Follow this link to accept Adam Lee Cutsinger's invitation. &lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p&gt;       &lt;a href="https://www.linkedin.com/e/doi/1256259159/S8Kc9pNR/gir_43626464_1/EML-inv_17_rem/"&gt;https://www.linkedin.com/e/doi/1256259159/S8Kc9pNR/gir_43626464_1/EML-inv_17_rem/&lt;/a&gt;       &lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p&gt; Signing up is free and takes less than a minute. &lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p&gt;On April 27, Adam Lee Cutsinger wrote:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &gt; To:  [muffaletta.thenakedonion@blogger.com]&lt;br&gt; &gt; From: Adam Lee Cutsinger [muffaletta@gmail.com]&lt;br&gt; &gt; Subject: Adam Lee Cutsinger wants to stay in touch on LinkedIn&lt;br&gt;       &lt;br&gt;       &amp;gt; I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.&lt;br&gt; &amp;gt; &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt; - Adam Lee Cutsinger&lt;br&gt;        &lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p&gt; The only way to get access to Adam Lee Cutsinger's professional network on LinkedIn is through the following link: &lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p&gt;       &lt;a href="https://www.linkedin.com/e/doi/1256259159/S8Kc9pNR/gir_43626464_1/EML-inv_17_rem/"&gt;https://www.linkedin.com/e/doi/1256259159/S8Kc9pNR/gir_43626464_1/EML-inv_17_rem/&lt;/a&gt;       &lt;/p&gt;        &lt;p&gt; You can remove yourself from Adam Lee Cutsinger's network at any time. &lt;/p&gt;        &lt;br&gt;       --------------       &lt;br&gt;       &lt;/td&gt;   &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/table&gt;      &lt;p style="width: 550px; margin: 3px auto; font: 10px arial, sans-serif; color: #999;"&gt;&amp;#169; 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It's a very vertical town, with its hills and its buildings, staircases and slopes.  And microclimates.  And seabourne winds and clouds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The three-block walk to the bus stop can be Washington's freezing Valley Forge, but then when you get on the bus the commute metamorphoses into Marley's sweaty Trenchtown Rock.  One is constantly zipping up or unzipping, wrapping scarves or unwrapping, buttoning and unbuttoning, wearing and then carrying their clothes and then putting their clothes back on again, in public places and crowded spaces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A whole lotta the beautiful and ugly from all over, smushed up together and hung from a bau with a boe by the bay.  That's SF in a nutshell.  But autumn here is special.  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 A little too much.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8773143799598787064-1496944837130198903?l=nakedonion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/feeds/1496944837130198903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8773143799598787064&amp;postID=1496944837130198903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/1496944837130198903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/1496944837130198903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/2008/12/zombie-harmony.html' title='Zombie Harmony'/><author><name>Muffaletta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18303278347273459566</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/Sd0CuA3Jp6I/AAAAAAAAARE/i5e3SxUe4UM/S220/exterminex.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SV19I8ReKmI/AAAAAAAAAF8/iJ5CPgJ9Ar8/s72-c/skyscraper_ad_thumb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773143799598787064.post-3891563880699465494</id><published>2008-11-11T21:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-17T11:55:26.300-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='future scenarios'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='futurism widget'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reddit futurism community'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='future fiction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='futurist'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prediction'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gadgets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='futurism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='forecast'/><title type='text'>Muffaletta's Reddit  Widget</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SSHHfRct7JI/AAAAAAAAAEI/3OUQg25EBy0/s1600-h/51yiP8YhnZL._SS500_.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 482px; height: 100px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SQDHuebohqI/AAAAAAAAACw/0h1F0PECrtk/s400/culinary-institute-greystone-temptations.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260423966025615010" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;I suggest an open source government.  A true democracy that will automatically adhere to the design developed by anyone willing to actually participate.  Real time amendments.  Laws popularly accepted.  Illegitimate choices immediately corrected by multitudinous declaration and reason.&lt;br /&gt;Conflicts between points of view create violent reactions  and harmful chasms between people when all that are required, or desired, are really just healthy analyzes of cause, effect and the perspectives of the sum of individuals, in order for society's government and the social contract that government is set up to uphold to continue to function productively.&lt;br /&gt;It's a truly pluralist tack, for a decidedly pluralist populace.  And it is potentially very stressful, because of the contradictions, hypocrisies, and inconsistencies that, like foam, rise to the top of every creed and system of beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;So, like a family holiday gathering, where people who didn't necessarily choose to be in one anothers' lives are obliged to spend time together and make the very best of it, let us do it potluck-style.  Bring a wine and/or a snack, and let us set them all up together, symbolic of our diversity, but also of how the distinctions, when viewed (and consumed) en todo, create a party.  The real kind, not the political kind.  Dig in.  It's your party.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8773143799598787064-6251698048235826529?l=nakedonion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/feeds/6251698048235826529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8773143799598787064&amp;postID=6251698048235826529' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/6251698048235826529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/6251698048235826529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/2008/10/open-source-government-and-flight-of.html' title='Open Source Government and Flights of Apéritifs and Hors d&apos;œuvre'/><author><name>Muffaletta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18303278347273459566</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/Sd0CuA3Jp6I/AAAAAAAAARE/i5e3SxUe4UM/S220/exterminex.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SQDHuebohqI/AAAAAAAAACw/0h1F0PECrtk/s72-c/culinary-institute-greystone-temptations.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773143799598787064.post-8547244178257368336</id><published>2008-10-14T12:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-19T01:33:16.504-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spinach omlette'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='practical optimism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life spawns from death'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lemonade stand'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='make lemonade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lemons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='when life goves you lemons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='compost heap'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making the best of a bad situation'/><title type='text'>Practical Optimism, a Lemonade Stand, and an Omlette</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SPT-9voJLXI/AAAAAAAAACo/mSJcZP_xk8Q/s1600-h/spinach+cheddar+omlette.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 138px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SPT-9voJLXI/AAAAAAAAACo/mSJcZP_xk8Q/s200/spinach+cheddar+omlette.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257107001758526834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  I just &lt;a href="http://mashable.com/2008/10/12/recession-is-the-mother-of-tech-invention/"&gt;read an article&lt;/a&gt; which speaks to my parsimonious side.  I relate it to food, as I do so great many things within my scope.  I re-invoke the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;omelette&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Two buttered saute pans: one for the unsalted egg and milk mixture, and the other for the onions and (then) spinach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     When the eggs are perfectly medium rare the grated, crumbled or chopped cheese goes over the center, the hot veggies and/or meat over that, and a flip-flop-slide onto the plate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Accompany with a piece of good toasted bread and butter.  When cheap is delicious and nutritious, the consumer is thrice rewarded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     I am often referring to the old, overiterated adage about when life hands you lemons.  And if there are enough lemons coming your way, you may want to think about setting up a lemonade stand.&lt;br /&gt;     Take it from me.  I'm not complaining, or insinuating that I got more lemons than the next guy  (I am sure it just seems like it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     But I'm like, hell, we got a whole bunch of 'em... just working with what I got.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     The worst case scenario ought to involve a fermenting heap of the rotted lemons rinds, pulp and juice I couldn't sell.  Let the lemon compost heap act as a double metaphor for both the grotesqueness of the realities we face in life as well as the growth potential derived from the fertilizing properties of that heap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     Which reminds me of something else I read, about life spawning from death, as Aristotle wrote about flies and crocodiles.   I would like to think, regardless of what it means, that it will all &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;lead &lt;/span&gt;to something.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8773143799598787064-8547244178257368336?l=nakedonion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/feeds/8547244178257368336/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8773143799598787064&amp;postID=8547244178257368336' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/8547244178257368336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/8547244178257368336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/2008/10/practical-optimism-and-lemonade-stand.html' title='Practical Optimism, a Lemonade Stand, and an Omlette'/><author><name>Muffaletta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18303278347273459566</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/Sd0CuA3Jp6I/AAAAAAAAARE/i5e3SxUe4UM/S220/exterminex.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SPT-9voJLXI/AAAAAAAAACo/mSJcZP_xk8Q/s72-c/spinach+cheddar+omlette.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773143799598787064.post-7124023421902853588</id><published>2008-04-13T15:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T19:52:12.780-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pug'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apartments in sf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anchovies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apartments in san francisco'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apartment search'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anchovy pizza'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inner richmond'/><title type='text'>Apartments and Anchovies</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SAKSrKdjCxI/AAAAAAAAABQ/O2uF1JkOZ7g/s1600-h/IMG_0009.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SAKSrKdjCxI/AAAAAAAAABQ/O2uF1JkOZ7g/s200/IMG_0009.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188870990924548882" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It's time to move.  There are 2 1/2 weeks left before we and all our shit gotta be outta here, with pug in tow, and we haven't found a place to move into yet, much less saved up a secure number of dineros for anything even modestly considered to be decent.  Ah hell, nothing like the impending deadline to light a fire under your ass, no?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What we &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;DON'T &lt;/span&gt;want:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;to live in the Outer Sunset, Outer Mission or the Tenderloin, or any of the other &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;subdistricts&lt;/span&gt; within the relative vicinities, unsafe and/or too far out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;to live in a shared rental, because my girlfriend has certain needs that go beyond my own.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Add to those criteria our need to find something affordable and which will accept Romeo, our beloved troll-of-a-pug-dog, and you may see what I see, an increasingly stressful scenario, problems identified, needs isolated, but&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt; solutions&lt;/span&gt;... to be discovered.  It is one of those times when I have to tell myself, don't worry, there is a door opening somewhere, we just can't see it yet.  There is also a skeptical voice in my head, however, that keeps reminding me that I do not have much faith, other than that in the sincerity of my own motivations.  Just thinking and saying that there is a solution, a door, a plan, whatev, does not mean that there &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;is&lt;/span&gt; actually one of the above available to us in anything resembling a timely resolution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When we first moved to the City a few years ago, I was immediately made aware of the potential consequences of failure: the homeless peeps all around us.  We were trying to live among a new peer group, single professionals sharing a warehouse-turned-apartment complex in SoMa (none of whom we still know today), who were all surfing on the relatively easy money of the newly-deceased dot-com era and other highly technology-business-ended endeavors, while we were trying to actualize our earned-degree-implied careers for essentially the first time, on money we had only just recently accumulated by selling our shit and, sadly, our Jeep CJ5 - all hard steel, all primer-gray, soft-top-roof, removable doors, one-size-too-big brand new tires;  the Jeep that could tell Jeep Wrangler owners who may have incidentally pulled up beside us at the red light, "You are just never going to get it."  Wrangler owners are not in the know, but it's not there fault.  The Jeep Company it to blame.  They ceased production of the CJ series after the CJ7, I believe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was noted by many, including my KC, that I seemed to be driven to find success and make money more than was precedented, but I can't help but feel like, especially these days, that that drive is merely the reality of life burning a hole in my eye and then lighting up my ass, so to speak.  My urgency is more appropriately described as a fear than a drive.  There is a fine line between great success and the most dramatic of failures, especially in places like SF, Manhattan, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SAKX-KdjCyI/AAAAAAAAABY/gHPhhzczIQw/s1600-h/Red+Wine.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SAKX-KdjCyI/AAAAAAAAABY/gHPhhzczIQw/s200/Red+Wine.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188876814900202274" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SAKYNadjCzI/AAAAAAAAABg/eWXHK7jR7q8/s1600-h/Pizza+with+anchovies.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 366px; height: 166px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SAKYNadjCzI/AAAAAAAAABg/eWXHK7jR7q8/s200/Pizza+with+anchovies.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188877076893207346" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My blog has been food oriented, so, in order to comply with the original theme, let me reference food here.  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Anchovie, mushroom and garlic pizza with red wine&lt;/span&gt;.  You could make it yourself, like I sometimes do, or order it, like I also do, living like &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;next door to Giorgio's&lt;/span&gt;.  The pungent flavors and alcohol will be enough to pull your concentration into the moment, and separate you for that moment from the many things you need to be doing in order to leapfrog your life to the next positive stage, and to remove, for a moment, the fear of failure, and jumping straight into a pile of shit.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8773143799598787064-7124023421902853588?l=nakedonion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/feeds/7124023421902853588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8773143799598787064&amp;postID=7124023421902853588' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/7124023421902853588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/7124023421902853588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/2008/04/apartment-searching-in-sf-g-i-n.html' title='Apartments and Anchovies'/><author><name>Muffaletta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18303278347273459566</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/Sd0CuA3Jp6I/AAAAAAAAARE/i5e3SxUe4UM/S220/exterminex.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SAKSrKdjCxI/AAAAAAAAABQ/O2uF1JkOZ7g/s72-c/IMG_0009.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773143799598787064.post-6455320913607860979</id><published>2008-03-21T13:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T21:41:37.630-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='menu ideas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='italian flag'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crostini'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snack ideas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pesto recipes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pesto dip'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bruschetta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pesto torta'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fuori d/opera'/><title type='text'>Italian Flag Pesto Dip</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/R-Q7qwMUNpI/AAAAAAAAABA/64MSVYL7B8o/s1600-h/Pesto-and-Sun-Dried-Tomato.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/R-Q7qwMUNpI/AAAAAAAAABA/64MSVYL7B8o/s200/Pesto-and-Sun-Dried-Tomato.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180331077060015762" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Dip.  It's what's for dinner.  Er, whatever, but I can fill up on it, if it's good.  I eat all day anyway, if I have my way, so a dip with dimensions and some good crunchy-type things to dip into it will always appeal to me as a snack food.&lt;br /&gt;  First of all, it's hella easier to make a dip than to top crostini, bruschetta, or other &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" &gt;fuori d'opera&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;, individually &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;(&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;I want to take a language class at City College, but then again I wanna get my masters and maybe I could take language classes then, but like, when the hell does anybody have time to go to school and work in the 7X7?&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;  Plus, it you make a dip along the basic principle of, say, a seven-layer dip, keeping some of the ingredients separate and distinct from one another, you get a delightful plurality in your bite, bite after bite after bite after bite...&lt;br /&gt;  And when I'm working (&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;such a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt; cursed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt; blessing, work: gotta work, glad to have it, hate it, don't wanna do it, miss it when it goes away&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;,&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt; I can eat while I work with relative convenience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   Regarding this recipe, I love the sweet cranberries alongside the savory whatever else, but they're optional, and I like a little heat, but the peppers are also optional. And you can also take out the salt and the garlic, and the herbs, and cheese, and go to McDonald's, they got double cheeseburgers for a buck.  Get me one.&lt;br /&gt;   Oh the inanity!  I do go on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;Italian Flag Pesto Dip&lt;br /&gt;1 oz fresh basil&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;1/4 bunch fresh cilantro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;1/4 oz fresh mint leaves&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;1/4 bunch fresh parsley&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;1 tsp crushed red pepper&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;2 tsp sea salt&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;2 cups ricotta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;1/2 cup olive oil&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;1/2 cup pesto alla genovese&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1/2 cup sun-dried tomato pesto&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Candied dried cranberries and pine nuts. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;Combine the first 8 ingredients in a food processor or in a bowl with your hands.  Drop a dollop of each of the pestos and the ricotta mixture and with simple movements swirl them with a rubber spat[ula].  Don't over mix it!  You want it to look like Aquafresh toothpaste, 3 distinct wavy colors.  Top it with the candied craisins and pinions.   Eat it with crostini "chips" made from a baguette, ciabatta,  focaccia, whathaveya.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Beware, you need some fiber in your diet, so don't eat dip dinners more than four or five times a week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8773143799598787064-6455320913607860979?l=nakedonion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/feeds/6455320913607860979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8773143799598787064&amp;postID=6455320913607860979' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/6455320913607860979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/6455320913607860979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/2008/03/italian-flag-pesto-dip.html' title='Italian Flag Pesto Dip'/><author><name>Muffaletta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18303278347273459566</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/Sd0CuA3Jp6I/AAAAAAAAARE/i5e3SxUe4UM/S220/exterminex.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/R-Q7qwMUNpI/AAAAAAAAABA/64MSVYL7B8o/s72-c/Pesto-and-Sun-Dried-Tomato.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773143799598787064.post-692206834242267164</id><published>2008-01-07T17:25:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T21:47:53.643-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='what is a chef'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chefsline'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cat Cora'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chefs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foodies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foodyism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bon Appetit Magazine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Take Home Chef'/><title type='text'>Everyone's a Chef</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SRpt_GVYm8I/AAAAAAAAAEA/iaE56VA7i3I/s1600-h/jokertooth.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 149px; height: 224px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SRpt_GVYm8I/AAAAAAAAAEA/iaE56VA7i3I/s400/jokertooth.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5267643644962708418" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It wasn't long after I moved to San Francisco, where one chef put it, "chefs are treated like royalty," that I began to realize that my culinary experience in no way made me special.  In a world rapidly becoming populated by self-proclaimed "foodies," (as well as those whose interest in food has yet to lead to such sort of self-characterization), much like an invasion by body snatchers, you can't throw a pork chop without hitting someone who knows 6 ways to cook it and a couple dozen options for sauces, sides and seasonings.  The City is a foodie capital, and that's saying a lot, since, as far as I can tell, foodyism is an international phenomenon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is a chef anyway? Prescriptivists demand that only the cook who is in charge of all of the aspects of a restaurant's performance is a chef, or the "chief."  The French word means just that, after all, and the French translation of the song "The Leader of the Pack" goes, "le chef de la bande."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, contradictorily, those same prescriptivists might also argue that anyone who has graduated from culinary school has earned the title.  And what about personal chefs?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I take the word pretty loosely.  Like the word &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;punk&lt;/span&gt;, as in punk rock.  I grew up with some pretty hard line punks who insisted that bands like Green Day were definitely NOT punk, thereby graduating the word from a noun to a qualifying adjective (&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;i.e. &lt;/span&gt;"he's more punk than me").  To me, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;chef&lt;/span&gt; is like that. If you demonstrate cooking prowess, I may not say that was very chef of you, but I will refer to your chef-like qualities by nicknaming you "chef."  Ironically, because of my personal rebellion against the brigade system in professional kitchens, I prefer to refer to actual professional chefs by their first names.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As consulting chefs for ChefsLine, the Culinary Hotline, my colleagues and I take a certain amount of cheesy pride in our slogan-promise, "We bring out the chef in you."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And look at that TV show "Take Home Chef."  If that guy owns a restaurant or keeps an executive chef position somewhere, I don't know about it.  On that note, however, I guess it's fair to say that most of the celebrity chefs on TV can indeed be linked to at least one successful restaurant.  Or magazine? Or whatever food and cooking organism qualifies to have an executive chef slot to fill (Cat Cora is executive chef for Bon Appetit Magazine, for instance).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a side note, the same chef I mentioned above, who said San Francisco treats chefs like royalty, told me that  Bon Appetit magazine and the Bay Area-based Bon Appetit catering company used to be managed under the same roof, but shortly after their mutual inception their link was reduced to the name only. [shrug]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I define chef as fancy cook, plain and simple, even if said chef only graduated from, to quote another chef I know, "the culinary school of hard knocks," and has never even actually been in charge of an outfit. As for me, I have been in charge of a few restaurants and bakeshops, but I never went to culinary school. I learned everything I know about cooking on the clock, and at home,  and have opted instead for a classical education in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;letters &lt;/span&gt;and literature.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good thing I still got my day job.  { ; ~ o &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/R4LbD6P5_PI/AAAAAAAAAAs/xCG_A-oSbrQ/s1600-h/Proust+was+a+neuroscientist.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/R4LbD6P5_PI/AAAAAAAAAAs/xCG_A-oSbrQ/s200/Proust+was+a+neuroscientist.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152921783887330546" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8773143799598787064-692206834242267164?l=nakedonion.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/feeds/692206834242267164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8773143799598787064&amp;postID=692206834242267164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/692206834242267164'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8773143799598787064/posts/default/692206834242267164'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nakedonion.blogspot.com/2008/01/everyones-chef.html' title='Everyone&apos;s a Chef'/><author><name>Muffaletta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18303278347273459566</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/Sd0CuA3Jp6I/AAAAAAAAARE/i5e3SxUe4UM/S220/exterminex.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/SRpt_GVYm8I/AAAAAAAAAEA/iaE56VA7i3I/s72-c/jokertooth.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8773143799598787064.post-5864493170888512489</id><published>2008-01-03T16:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T21:53:43.085-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate for dinner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate cocktails'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valentine&apos;s day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mole sauce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='menu ideas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cooking suggestions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='romantic dinner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='all-chocolate menu'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate chili'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cooking with chocolate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chocolate'/><title type='text'>Chocolates for V-Day</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Is it just me, or is&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; Valentine’s Day a totally &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;different experience for b&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;oys than it is for girls?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Does V-day put women and girls into a state of natural and easy &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;re&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;verie, while men and boys find themselves embarked on an onerous quest to prove th&lt;/span&gt;eir love worthy?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;Last year, after seeking as much candid council as I could from my significant &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;other, I decided that I would impress upon her the level and in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;tensity of my devotion by cooking&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/R32Ng6P5_OI/AAAAAAAAAAk/wP7ijNwgtHk/s1600-h/chocmess.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_PaSLnBp_mwo/R32Ng6P5_OI/AAAAAAAAAAk/wP7ijNwgtHk/s200/chocmess.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5151429145313017058" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt; her a fi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;ve-course meal, each &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;course containing some form of chocolate.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;My rationale was, admittedly, a little bit type-A: at the time, she worked in a chocolate confectionery; therefore, not only could she provide the chocolates I would require for my love feast at a discounted price (and thusly fulfilling her end of the Valentine’s Day-gift-exchange), but I could attempt to feed her the chocolate in such forms as she would never have access to at work.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It was the perfect plan, making the absolute most of the chocolate theme already inherent in the Valentine's Day experience.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And hell, we would probably even save money on going out.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;By my third trip to the store I realized that wasn’t going to be the case.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The booze alone accounted for nearly half of my expenditure, and some extra groceries were simply going to be required in order to make this dinner different and special.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I still had the idea in my head that she would walk in the door to our humble apartment after a long day at work (selling last minute chocolates to procrastinating Romeos) to a beautifully set candlelight dinner, and I would make for her her first cocktail, with the second soon to follow.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Then I would delight her with one after another course of sweet and savory chocolate-inspired dishes, titillating her to a giggling culinary culmination by the time we got to dessert.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I even imagined silver covered platters for each dish, and we don’t even own anything like that.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;Needless to say, I bit off a little more than I could chew.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;By the time she got home I had just managed to hurriedly set a table for two, I hadn’t yet lit candle one, and I hadn’t even started on the first two courses.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In fact, I even had yet another trip to the store on the itinerary, but I soon decided to make due without it.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In the end, my five-course extravaganza turned into a four-course marathon, and ultimately dessert was omitted entirely due to over-filled bellies from over-sized portions.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;Sometimes, however, we find success in failure.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The sheer enormity of my undertaking was enough to satisfy my beloved that I was really into her, and watching me work frantically let her see that dedication for herself.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;If the romantic dinner for two could be a metaphor for my love, then it was clear that my love for her was a little more than I could handle.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;So what was the menu?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Aside from chocolate there were two things I knew my girlfriend appreciated: alcohol and hot spicy foods.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;My original idea was to purchase a couple of bottles of vino for the occasion, but after I ran across a recipe for chocolate martinis, wine was out the window.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Instead, I bought a half gallon bottle of good quality vodka.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;The very first thing I “cooked” were chocolate ice cubes – chocolate, milk, water, espresso and blood orange zest.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I put the ingredients into an ice cube tray, speared sour cherries onto toothpicks, and stuck one toothpick into each cube.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;When it came time to serve the drinks, the ice cubes were perfectly frozen, and melted slowly in the drinks for a nice effect, but if I had it to do over again, I would use less zest or none at all.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;In order to prevent another trip to the store, I went with coffee liqueur instead of crème de cacao, as the recipe had called for.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;So when I finally added a splash of cherry juice, the drinks became more accurately described as mocha cherry martinis.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Whatever works.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;The first course, an appetizer featuring one Bartlett pear, one Asian pear, bananas and raspberries seared in sugar syrup and dressed with melted buttermilk chocolate sauce, was pushed back to be joined with the ice cream and chocolate mousse dessert for sheer lack of time.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Skipping that, it was on to course two: salad.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I melted some chocolate and squeezed the juice out of my blood oranges, added salt, pepper and extra virgin olive oil, and presto: chocolate blood orange vinaigrette.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;A couple pinches of chopped basil, red lettuce, tomato, zucchini (I usually prefer them over cucumbers), broccoli, red onion, raspberries and a little feta cheese crumble made up the rest.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I usually butter and bake a couple slices of bread for last-minute croûtons, and this time was no exception.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As it was, the first course went over quite well.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;Done with that and on to the next dish, I couldn’t help but be somewhat exhilarated with anticipation.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It was only supposed to be a precursor to the main course, but would end up being the favorite for us both: chocolate chili.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;At first the idea frightened me, but, intrigued, I read up on the recipe and couldn’t resist.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;        &lt;/span&gt;My girl loves spicy foods.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;When I was at the market and asking questions in Spanish about the different fresh peppers and dried chipotle chiles to a grocery stocker who spoke zero English, he asked me if my girlfriend was latina.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Upon learning that no, she was indeed una guera, his eyebrows lifted in astonishment that was very entertaining.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Was it even possible? he seemed to be thinking.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Yes, it is.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;My girlfriend prefers her spicy food to be registered with the federal government as a chemical weapon.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;My suffering in order to eat with her would have to be another test of my adoration.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;Good chili, with or without chocolate, requires time for the flavors to synergize, but luckily, by the time I served it up, it was tastier than I could have predicted.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The basic chili: browned meat (I used top sirloin), garlic, onions, small red beans, chiles and peppers (I used fresh jalapeños and serranos, and dried chipotle chiles of hot and hotter varieties, reconstituted in water), parsley, tomato paste, red wine vinegar, cumin, oregano, tarragon, salt, pepper and water, all combine with semisweet cooking chocolate to create a palette of flavors guaranteed to, as my girlfriend put it, “win any chili cook-off.”&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;Not to be out-spiced or out-chocolated by course two, course three really had to come with it, and it did: top sirloin topped with spicy chocolate mole sauce.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Although somewhat similar to the chocolate chili, with the whole chocolate-meets-spicy-steak kind of thing going for it, this dish would differ in that the steak would be seared to medium rare and the sauce poured over it would be much stronger in flavor, including heat intensity.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;It really worked out well.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The juicy meat was kept pristine from the chocolate and peppers of the previous course, so that it could then be reintroduced to those components one bite at a time, depending on how much sauce you wanted.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;I just combined all of the ingredients for the mole sauce: extra virgin olive oil, garlic, onion, red bell pepper, chiles and peppers as per the last dish (although I used more of this and less of that chile in order to give the mole its own distinctive flavor), tomatoes, chicken or beef stock (I happened to have some homemade chicken stock in the freezer), cumin, nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon, sugar, honey mandarin orange zest, chocolate, salt and pepper, into a food processor (it all just barely fit), then transferred it to a medium-sized pot and let it cook slowly.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I waited until it was time to serve this course to cook the meat, then poured the slow-cooked sauce over it and added a dollop of sour cream.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:12;"&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;            &lt;/span&gt;In all humility I must confess, by the time we ate this course, which went over quite well also, we had drank a few mocha cherry martinis, and optioned out of having dessert at all.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The workload had been a bit much, so I wasn't too disappointed, and she was never much for sweets anyway.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I would have done well to plan ahead a little more, and to have divided my workload into smaller, more manageable portions.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;As it was, our appetites were more than satiated, and dessert was redefined as brunch the morning after, but was delightful nonetheless.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; 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